8.23.2002

i think i'm gonna be sick . . . let's just get this over with


jernet | 11:47:00 PM| comment

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8.22.2002

This was in the Washington Post... the title of the article was "Best Comeback Line Ever."

In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-
old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and
there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his need. "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process,
Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin."
Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' "He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said," "A pumpkin?
Damn...is it midnight already?'"

jernet | 12:25:13 AM| comment

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8.20.2002

i forgot to wish jonny a happy birthday yesterday
oops. i feel dumb.
but happy birthday today.
did i say that i feel dumb? cause yeah. i feel totally stupid. and really bad. that i forgot. just wanted to let everyone know that. ok. yeah. embarrassed. *walks off*
sowwy j-bo.

jernet | 6:11:04 PM| comment

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so i got to thinking about how hard marriage and having children (let alone one child) must be . . . and now i'm scared to even look at anyone of the opposite sex
mom - i'm sorry for everything negative i've ever done or said to you

jernet | 6:00:55 PM| comment

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i hate trying to explain something that is so difficult to explain that you have to keep talking until the other person just finally gets it. and i freakin hate complicated relationships.

jernet | 1:51:06 AM| comment

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8.19.2002

today has sucked (except for hanging out with mo and smash - thanks guys)
that is all

bitter disappointment
angry disbelief
painful ripped emotions

jernet | 8:33:38 PM| comment

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i'm going back to school on friday. went to the comet lounge tonight immediately after getting back from charlotte. sometimes i just need to release some aggression with my beat brockin friends (joe your beer's nasty).
i have to plead the 5th on my opinion of this weekend. or at least play dumb . . . at least i figured out that expecting less was the route to go. *shrug* maybe next time around.

**edit: I'M SUCH A TARD I FORGOT TO TELL JONNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY! LOVE YA BUNCHES POOKMASTAH! *MUAH*

jernet | 3:42:09 AM| comment

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i hate it when you want to trust someone,
but you can't push yourself to put it back where it belongs.
i want to feel secure
i don't need to be lied to.
someone gets that i know it.

jernet | 3:39:59 AM| comment

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