8.16.2002

hey how do you like me now? yeah so i made some changes
this has been bothering me (the way this place has been lookin) . . . but we're feeling much better now
i've finally got it.
i managed to run about 400 errands today (woo go me!) . . . so expect new pictures up soon from quite a few different parties
last night and early this morning we watched some movies and chillaxed over @ rob's -- lemme tell you if you haven't seen how high you should go rent it immediately. you're just not propah if you don't know who baby powder is.
tomorrow i'm off to dale's house and will be dancin all weekend. i gotta get it all out because next week is back to wake. (EEK!)
all right i think i've had enough of this website thing today. *signs off*

jernet | 12:10:54 AM| comment

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8.14.2002

The Toymaker
(Perverse Ignored Functional Adult)

Your inner child is the Toymaker (PIFA) --aloof, quirky and maniacal like a baroque timepiece-- so don't be surprised when all your cukoo clocks go off at once. Luckily, for the present, you have managed to siphon all of your weird-ass issues into some sort of outlet, so you're safe from the guys in skintight white jump suits.

The little baby working away inside of you functions because everything it has learned it learned itself-- without too much outside help. Because you were born being old, you are fixated on youth.

This inner child is common among people who use shiny objects, like serial killers and dentists.

apparently i have issues. who would've guess that i forgot to be a child. heh.


jernet | 11:48:23 AM| comment

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"i'm the best bitch you'll ever meet" . . . i guess so

jernet | 2:34:22 AM| comment

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8.13.2002

9pm / the e! network / anna nicole smith / HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this is my review ::
omg. she talks like she's on a crap load of drugs / what is a canna bana? / someone should tell her that her bra is falling off . . . but i guess it will do that if your boobs are falling out / do you want me to drive? . . . does she not know how to drive? (IS THIS A PORNO? WHAT?!) / has she seen what she looks like on tv? / i wanna be a famous person's assistant / omfg she's eating out of someone else's fridge / i think that bathtub is a little too small for her / wow that house is tacky / oo that contemporary is kinda cute :) / i swear she's been drinking or something / she forgot to masturbate this morning?! for the love of god /
is she dancing? oh shit she's doing "supahstah" / a guess? party . . . there's no way she could fit into a size 32" cause i know i can't, yeah good observation there anna / omg her ass is stuck HAHAHAHAHA / she's spawned?! omg. / wow she's whiny / omg i want that house. maybe i should be an anna for a living. prolly not tho . . . my boobs aren't big enough / i still can't believe she has a son / that is a super fly house tho / omg that man - i never want him anywhere near me / ok you know how people say you are like your dog? . . . yeah that dog humping the stuffed animal . . . / and those are lots of girls humping her. / ok next episode

jonny says kim is her lesbian lover . . . but she said she hadn't had sex in over 2 years . . . now he says she's full of shit -- she's full of something / wait is she married to her lawyer? she's married again - i'm confused (see i'm turning inot an anna already) / ok it's the "designer" LAUGH "bobby trendy"?! are you for real?! / man those are some ugly pants! / OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! did anyone else just see her dog?! / i can't get over the tackiness - yeah it is "unreal" jeezus christmas / you know this really gives fat girls a bad name. we're really not all that . . . disgusting -- GROSS / she should wear black more often / omg if she puts that on -- thank god / now that i think about it -- are those things real? / omg she is bouncing and staring . . . dood jonny totally called it! / man she's actually pretty without all the makeup on / / well there's her problem -- she feels like no one has ever loved her or respected her and probably not even herself. yes i am your armchair psychologist / they argued over burned or buried? goodness / ok that lipstick kiss is still on his face someone pass him a tissue / / oh my she is "showing" the ashes the rooms -- very um, well i guess we all gotta mourn one way or another / she had a sudden parenting moment there / ok i'm totally signing up for that list - this is like a bad car accident for sure, where you know you shouldn't look but you have to / rule # 1 for fat girls: do not attract more attn to your stomach than necessary / and the dog is ripping the pants off of that stuffed bear / and on that note. this show is so bad it's . . . well bad

jernet | 10:00:08 PM| comment

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all right the puter is back from the doctor
but it isn't working the way it's supposed to
so other than blogging i'm writing all the html by hand SHOOT been a long time since i've done this
going to visit dale aka papi aka mr. h sometime later this week
it will be good. i nub wale.
i'm having major anxiety about going back to school -- i'm mega anxious, but i know things will work out. i'm going to major in journalism i think, and i hope that volunteering @ wfdd will get me some much needed experience. see my resume? hehehehe
as you can see it's fun with smileys
i've *really* *really* got to fix this computer. i had dreamweaver, adobe photoshop elements, ws ftp pro, among other programs that are pretty damn costly. well needless to say a lot of them aren't working now. and back when the crazy units moved out they threw away / lost a lot of important software . . . and software keys.

today was good -- got my mind off school for awhile. robboa picked me up in the evening and we met the kru @ panera's for grubbage from the one like joe. hahahahahahaha -- every time i think about rob i start talking like a rudegirl. got some donna karan cashmere (YUM) and a license plate surrounder thingy from sanrio -- it's badtz maru. i know i'm too cool hehehehehe
ok well i guess i'll attempt to sleep
oh dear.

jernet | 4:01:18 AM| comment

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8.11.2002

weyall here we are a week later . . . and i'm all smiles
friday night was good, saturday was fabulous, today i really wish i could sleep
i'm going to visit dale later on this week (surprise surprise!) and then in another week it will be back to school . . . yeeks!
i can't believe that's already almost here!
ummm happy birthday to joe, tye, steve, jonny, ant, and all dem other leo's . . . you all kookoo
i'm gonna make 2 bumper stickers that say "juss bulldrivin" -- one for me and one for emilehjane
iss gonna be straight madness ju know?
yeah . . . i'm feeling a hair experiment coming on, too . . . !!!!!

jernet | 8:12:45 PM| comment

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